So there's all this angst about President Obama's acceptance of an honorary degree at the University of Notre Dame. He's pro-choice. The university is, well, Catholic. A few dozen students protested and a few thousand clerics expressed their outrage.
But here's my question: Where were the wolves in 1998, when the university's graduation speaker was Joseph Kernan, lieutenant governor of Indiana and a pro-choice guy? By 2004, Kernan had become the state's first Catholic governor, but even his own high school disowned him at graduation time because of his opinions on the issue.
The inconsistency is intriguing if nothing else. I'll have more later.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Longoria Trying To Hack RBI Record
If you're a baseball fan, you have figured out by now that Evan Longoria has nothing to do with Eva Longoria. She models. He swings. (There are, of course, other differences.)
And as long as the Tampa Bay Rays' third baseman keeps driving in runs at an absurd pace, we'll hear the name of Hack Wilson more and more often. Wilson, whose total of 191 RBI in 1930 is the seventh-oldest major record in baseball history, is the Hall of Famer that nobody knows. By making a charge at Wilson's number, Longoria may soon change that.
The second-year big leaguer is on track to finish the year with more than 200 RBI. And while you can't really expect that to happen, he's at least got a shot to challenge a standard that has been essentially forgotten.
So who is this guy?
Lewis Robert Wilson was a really amazing player. He was a 5-foot-6 power hitter, an apparent oxymoron. According to the magnificent resource that is baseballreference.com, only two players shorter than 5-8 have hit even 100 career homers. Wilson authored 244.
He drove in 109 or more runs in six seasons. Only one other man of his height has managed more than 88. (Joe Sewell had years of 92, 93, 98, 106 and 109).
Why don't we know all this already?
And as long as the Tampa Bay Rays' third baseman keeps driving in runs at an absurd pace, we'll hear the name of Hack Wilson more and more often. Wilson, whose total of 191 RBI in 1930 is the seventh-oldest major record in baseball history, is the Hall of Famer that nobody knows. By making a charge at Wilson's number, Longoria may soon change that.
The second-year big leaguer is on track to finish the year with more than 200 RBI. And while you can't really expect that to happen, he's at least got a shot to challenge a standard that has been essentially forgotten.
So who is this guy?
Lewis Robert Wilson was a really amazing player. He was a 5-foot-6 power hitter, an apparent oxymoron. According to the magnificent resource that is baseballreference.com, only two players shorter than 5-8 have hit even 100 career homers. Wilson authored 244.
He drove in 109 or more runs in six seasons. Only one other man of his height has managed more than 88. (Joe Sewell had years of 92, 93, 98, 106 and 109).
Why don't we know all this already?
- Competition. Babe Ruth was among Wilson's contemporaries. Ruth hit 59 dingers in 1921 and 60 in 1927, which is why Wilson's total of 56 in that incredible 1930 season tends to get ignored.
- Bad luck. Baseball created Most Valuable Player voting in 1911, but in 1930, the ballotting was not conducted for reasons I haven't yet figured out. So Wilson's year went unrewarded.
- Time. Wilson's career and life were cut short by alcoholism. He made the Majors at age 23, played his last game at 34 and was dead at 48. He didn't survive to enjoy "Living Legend" status. He was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame 31 years after his death. Most of those who attended the ceremonies were more interested in the enshrinement of another guy. His name was Willie Mays.
- Timing. Wilson drove in 123 runs in 1932, but by the following year, he was in decline. It was in that 1933 season that baseball played its first All-Star Game. Wilson wasn't a viable candidate.
Longoria has some things going for him in addition to his talent. One is the identity of his team, which, while the defending American League champion, doesn't have the same hounding media contingent known to New York, Boston and Chicago. Another is the difficulty pitchers will have in avoiding Longoria, who is followed in the batting order by Carlos Pena, who leads the Majors in homers with 13 these days.
This could be an interesting story.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Where Drug Testing Can't Be Optional
The most interesting drug-related development of the past week wasn't in baseball; it came from NASCAR and was discussed in this nice piece of reporting by ESPN's David Newton.
While preaching the virtues of its policy, NASCAR tests only four to eight of its competitors weekly. In other words, the laws of probability suggest the unluckiest of drivers will probably be tested before eight of 38 starts a year.
That's not good enough. If there's a sport that desperately needs weekly, universal screening, it's the one in which 43 cars, each of which weighs 3,400 pounds, go around high-banked turns at 150 mph.
If a baseball player does steroids, what's the worst that can reasonably happen? He breaks the most hallowed record in sports and we're left to wonder if the achievement is legitimate. We lament the benefits of cheating.
If a NASCAR driver is under the influence of alcohol or drugs, the worst possible outcome is rather obvious, and it's more serious than the stuff that fuels barroom arguments over home run kings. NASCAR has made its competitions safer this decade, and that's important. But that shouldn't facilitate complacency.
Sure, you're talking about a considerable increase in the cost of drug testing, but the organization can handle it. If a screening that includes steroids and street drugs runs $300 apiece -- a reasonable estimate -- then NASCAR would wind up spending about $500,000 a year if it tests every driver before every race. That's about the amount of cash that Elliott Sadler pocketed for finishing fifth at this year's Daytona 500.
While preaching the virtues of its policy, NASCAR tests only four to eight of its competitors weekly. In other words, the laws of probability suggest the unluckiest of drivers will probably be tested before eight of 38 starts a year.
That's not good enough. If there's a sport that desperately needs weekly, universal screening, it's the one in which 43 cars, each of which weighs 3,400 pounds, go around high-banked turns at 150 mph.
If a baseball player does steroids, what's the worst that can reasonably happen? He breaks the most hallowed record in sports and we're left to wonder if the achievement is legitimate. We lament the benefits of cheating.
If a NASCAR driver is under the influence of alcohol or drugs, the worst possible outcome is rather obvious, and it's more serious than the stuff that fuels barroom arguments over home run kings. NASCAR has made its competitions safer this decade, and that's important. But that shouldn't facilitate complacency.
Sure, you're talking about a considerable increase in the cost of drug testing, but the organization can handle it. If a screening that includes steroids and street drugs runs $300 apiece -- a reasonable estimate -- then NASCAR would wind up spending about $500,000 a year if it tests every driver before every race. That's about the amount of cash that Elliott Sadler pocketed for finishing fifth at this year's Daytona 500.
Monday, May 11, 2009
HOAR (Home Owners Association Rules)
A friend recently informed me that his subdivision in Cary has a policy that requires homeowners to wear a shirt while they are mowing the lawn or doing other landscaping work. I don't relish the thought of my pal -- or any other man -- topless, but the policy struck me as a bit intrusive. HOA policies seem to have gravitated from legislating the color of doors and windows to dictating fashion. Seems Orwellian to me.
So I get back to my abode today to find my quarterly HOA newsletter, which heralds this weekend's opening of the community pool. Along with this notification, of course, comes a copy of the Pool Rules, some of which I find curious. I'd like to share them with you. I quote them directly and offer my amendments or questions.
Rule #7: "No running, wild play, diving or jumping in the pool from the furniture."
Comment: Does this mean it's OK to dive or jump into the pool from the roof of the clubhouse?
Rule #11: "Loud music is prohibited."
Comment: Who's the aribter of "loud?" Spinal Tap? Let's be honest here. To paraphrase Justice John Marshall Harlan in Cohen v. California, one man's Motley Crue is another's Air Supply.
Rule #12: "No littering, foul language, obscene gestures, indecent exposure or inappropriate behavior."
Comment: See Justice Harlan in the above entitled opinion.
Rule #14: "The gate to the pool must be closed at all times."
Comment: Makes getting into the pool area rather difficult, doesn't it? Must we climb over the fence to gain entry?
Rule #18: "Pool use is restricted to homeowners and their tenants in good standing only."
Comment: How about swimming? Must they be good at that, too?
Rule #20: "Hours: Weekdays 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; weekends 8 a.m.-11 p.m.
"No TRESPASSING AFTER HOURS!"
Comment: Guess this means trespassing is permitted between 8 a.m. and 10 p.m. on weekdays and 8-11 on Saturdays and Sundays. Of course, it's got to be tough when the gate must be closed at all times.
So I get back to my abode today to find my quarterly HOA newsletter, which heralds this weekend's opening of the community pool. Along with this notification, of course, comes a copy of the Pool Rules, some of which I find curious. I'd like to share them with you. I quote them directly and offer my amendments or questions.
Rule #7: "No running, wild play, diving or jumping in the pool from the furniture."
Comment: Does this mean it's OK to dive or jump into the pool from the roof of the clubhouse?
Rule #11: "Loud music is prohibited."
Comment: Who's the aribter of "loud?" Spinal Tap? Let's be honest here. To paraphrase Justice John Marshall Harlan in Cohen v. California, one man's Motley Crue is another's Air Supply.
Rule #12: "No littering, foul language, obscene gestures, indecent exposure or inappropriate behavior."
Comment: See Justice Harlan in the above entitled opinion.
Rule #14: "The gate to the pool must be closed at all times."
Comment: Makes getting into the pool area rather difficult, doesn't it? Must we climb over the fence to gain entry?
Rule #18: "Pool use is restricted to homeowners and their tenants in good standing only."
Comment: How about swimming? Must they be good at that, too?
Rule #20: "Hours: Weekdays 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; weekends 8 a.m.-11 p.m.
"No TRESPASSING AFTER HOURS!"
Comment: Guess this means trespassing is permitted between 8 a.m. and 10 p.m. on weekdays and 8-11 on Saturdays and Sundays. Of course, it's got to be tough when the gate must be closed at all times.
Friday, May 8, 2009
The Last Word on Manny
At least for now.
Here's MLB's ultimate All-Star public-relations nightmare: Your starting National League left fielder, Manny Ramirez.
Don't dismiss the possibility.
Here's MLB's ultimate All-Star public-relations nightmare: Your starting National League left fielder, Manny Ramirez.
Don't dismiss the possibility.
- You've got to believe he's among the top three vote-getters among NL outfielders at this moment. (Early results haven't been released.)
- The electorate hasn't always been that attentive. The most recent egregious example of bad voting occurred last year. Kosuke Fukudome of the Cubs was one of the fans' NL outfield choices while posting pedestrian numbers at the All-Star break: a .279 average, 7 HR, 36 RBI, 8 SB. A better choice would have been the Cardinals' Ryan Ludwick (.289, 21 HR, 65 RBI at the same point.)
- For all their chest-thumping indignation, fans have never been truly outraged by steroids in any sport. Football, a game based on brute strength, goes on its merry way without the slightest public questioning of whether the offensive tackle and defensive end are juicing. MLB attendance keeps setting records. Last year, 41 million All-Star ballots were filed in the final 24 hours alone. Fans lamented the artifically inflated numbers of this baseball era in one breath and hopped on the Internet to vote in the next.
Ramirez won't play another game during the All-Star campaign this year, but think for a moment if things are close in the final weeks. Wouldn't MLB be compelled to engage in some good, old-fashioned Chicago and Louisiana accounting practices? Perhaps they'll put in a call to Blago or Edwin Edwards for some sage counsel.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
If the latest ESPN report is right, ...
.. then baseball has its "I didn't enhale" moment.
ESPN's T.J. Quinn and Mark Fainaru-Wada, respected authorities on steroids, are reporting that Manny Ramirez tested for positive for something called hCG. According to this scary site, among the reasons people use hCG is regeneration of testosterone production after a period of steroid use.
Ramirez said the substance for which he tested positive was not a steroid. If the ESPN report is accurate, Manny's statement is an exercise in semantics. It's like claiming you were speeding because your speedometer was busted by unavoidable mechanical error when, in fact, the speedometer was busted because you had overtaxed the car weeks earlier and the needle on the gauge had given out.
For a few hours there, Ramirez seemed to have a shot at public tolerance. What if a legal, accepted drug, one prescribed for a medical condition unrelated to steroid use, was the cause of the positive test? Then MLB's testing program would have suddenly appeared excessively rigid and imprecise. If it could ensnare the innocent, its value would have been called into question.
There's more to this story. You know there is. And here's the really interesting part: If anybody's going to come clean on his steroid use, it's Manny. He's just goofy enough to let the whole truth flow on a whim.
A-Rod is about to come back, and his return would have been a media carnival anyway. Now it'll be even bigger. Ramirez will give media outlets something else to talk about, but that additional material won't come at the expense of Rodriguez-related news. If anything, the Ramirez situation only intensifies the glare and relevance of the steroid issue.
ESPN's T.J. Quinn and Mark Fainaru-Wada, respected authorities on steroids, are reporting that Manny Ramirez tested for positive for something called hCG. According to this scary site, among the reasons people use hCG is regeneration of testosterone production after a period of steroid use.
Ramirez said the substance for which he tested positive was not a steroid. If the ESPN report is accurate, Manny's statement is an exercise in semantics. It's like claiming you were speeding because your speedometer was busted by unavoidable mechanical error when, in fact, the speedometer was busted because you had overtaxed the car weeks earlier and the needle on the gauge had given out.
For a few hours there, Ramirez seemed to have a shot at public tolerance. What if a legal, accepted drug, one prescribed for a medical condition unrelated to steroid use, was the cause of the positive test? Then MLB's testing program would have suddenly appeared excessively rigid and imprecise. If it could ensnare the innocent, its value would have been called into question.
There's more to this story. You know there is. And here's the really interesting part: If anybody's going to come clean on his steroid use, it's Manny. He's just goofy enough to let the whole truth flow on a whim.
A-Rod is about to come back, and his return would have been a media carnival anyway. Now it'll be even bigger. Ramirez will give media outlets something else to talk about, but that additional material won't come at the expense of Rodriguez-related news. If anything, the Ramirez situation only intensifies the glare and relevance of the steroid issue.
Welcome
Blogging is like Navy SEAL training in one -- and only one -- respect: Many start, but few continue. Therefore, I offer no guarantees about my viability in this medium.
But I am going to start.
And today, we start with the news, courtesy of the L.A. Times, that Manny Ramirez has been suspended for 50 games for watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County" last week. OK. Wrong. He was suspended because he tested positive for a banned substance.
As my friend Jimbo pointed out, Bill Simmons' interesting point about Manny may now be called into question. Simmons (I can't find the link) suggested some time ago that it's unlikely Ramirez did the stuff. Manny, The Sports Guy said, doesn't have the attention span necessary to start and maintain a doping regimen.
Ramirez says he hit the happy zone on the test because of a prescription medication, not banned substances. ESPN's Peter Gammons is among the early believers.
This could be an important case that raises the following issues:
But I am going to start.
And today, we start with the news, courtesy of the L.A. Times, that Manny Ramirez has been suspended for 50 games for watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County" last week. OK. Wrong. He was suspended because he tested positive for a banned substance.
As my friend Jimbo pointed out, Bill Simmons' interesting point about Manny may now be called into question. Simmons (I can't find the link) suggested some time ago that it's unlikely Ramirez did the stuff. Manny, The Sports Guy said, doesn't have the attention span necessary to start and maintain a doping regimen.
Ramirez says he hit the happy zone on the test because of a prescription medication, not banned substances. ESPN's Peter Gammons is among the early believers.
This could be an important case that raises the following issues:
- MLB may respond by saying the ultimate responsibility in such things rests with the players, who have an obligation to double- and triple-check the contents of anything they put into their bodies.
- Players could respond by asking their union and MLB to create a database that includes the names and chemical composition of anything likely to provoke a positive test.
- If there is such a system in place, could it be improved and made more accessible?
- Is it possible for players to obtain prior clearance for certain medications prescribed for therapeutic purposes only?
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